SOMETHING SPOOKY IS GOING ON HERE

So the day I left Sydney, I noticed I had a new mole/freckle growing on my palm. And it irritated me to no end because my hands were no longer identical (yeah, I know). It drove me crazy and for a week or two, I kept trying to get rid of it with tweezers by pinching the skin until eventually it would just be yanked out. But that didn't work and it really hurt to be honest, so I gave up, thinking maybe I'd just try a brightening cream or get my GP to cut it out when I got home.

It was there yesterday, still mocking me. TODAY IT WAS GONE. WHAT?

Then, later that day, I'm washing my hands in the bathroom and I noticed my face is a little red on one side but not the other. I wasn't remotely hot so I was like ???? and turned my head a bit only to find a NEW mole/freckle (srsly, what is the diff?) on my lower left jaw. And it is the darkest one on my face. And I'm 89% it was not there yesterday because dude, I would have noticed.


DID THE MAGIC MOLE MOVE? AM I LIKE THAT WEIRD PRINCE JOHN GUY IN ROBIN HOOD'S MEN IN TIGHTS?

Dude, we're on the verge of Halloween. I'm thinking paranormal activity.